Oh Me, Oh My, Oh Mess

This story is a couple days old, but I thought I'd share it anyway:

I started the day with a dozen chores on my list of things to do. Our flat was a mess and I wanted to have everything clean so I could have a special night with my man. But from start to finish the day just did not work out to plan.

First I managed to accidentally start the washing machine while the door wasn't properly latched, which sent water flooding over our kitchen floor. After like an hour mopping up the mess, I turned to the 3 days worth of dishes that had managed to pile up only to find that our hot water had gone out again. Frustrated, I left the mess of dishes and walked down to the shops, where I needed to get a headset for use with skype, and a few other items. While at Argos, despite checking the catalog number several times, I managed to order the wrong thing and had a long wait while they searched for the headset I'd actually meant to buy.

Then I spent quite a bit of time searching for things at the grocery store, because apparently cornmeal is called polenta here (who knew?) and they don't carry it in my local store anymore... Whatever.

By the time I got home it was already getting late, I hopped in the shower, swept the floors, starred at the mound of clothes waiting to be folded and decided to try tackling the dishes once more. Just as I start getting frustrated with the huge disgusting pile of dirty dishes and the lack of hot water to clean them, my husband walks in 2 hours early, with his mother in tow!!! The house is a mess, my hair is unkempt, I am half dressed and totally embarrassed by it all. So much for a nice date night!

After I show his mother out, I set my attention to dinner, which was supposed to be Thai green curry. Somewhere in my frazzled haze, I turned the heat all the way up, burning the pan of onions and then while opening the can of coconut milk I show how flung the coconut milk all over the kitchen...

Seriously ALL OVER. I had a couple cupboards and drawers open at the time, which meant the contents of our baking cupboard and silverware drawer were covered in a sticky mess. The counter top and floor were covered, and there was barely enough left in the can for dinner!

I have to say- I'm pretty good at making messes.